psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

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6 gs of sour diesel wax and all the dabbing equipment packed up neatly in my Sig case. Are you ready for 4/20?

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bowiesclockworkorange:

A clockwork orange

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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How to be a ‘Dom’, according to tumblr:

basedheisenberg:

Step 1- Acquire a plain black suit, black tie, and white dress shirt. That same one you see everyone else wearing online in dom pictures.

Step 2- Acquire a small wristwatch with a thin ‘leather’ band.

Step 3- ???

Step 4- Dom

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