gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
Step 1- Acquire a plain black suit, black tie, and white dress shirt. That same one you see everyone else wearing online in dom pictures.
Step 2- Acquire a small wristwatch with a thin ‘leather’ band.
Step 3- ???
Step 4- Dom